i personally think it’s glutenous and greedy
Ham is usually served beside the turkey. I’m thinking this year, I’ll just put the ham in the turkey.
You need some extra proteins with that?
Never understood the obsession with shoving shit that shouldn’t be together, together.
You could easily have a thanksgiving dinner with a turkey, chicken, and duck all separate and have a much better experience but for some reason this exists.
Gluttonous is not the same a glutenous
american gluteny clearly knows no bound
And grows their glutenous maximus


I should call her
bro if my hookup had these tattoos, I’d never come up for air. they’d start calling me captain nemo
One word, Feeld. App is shit but the people on it fuck
only if you are attractive
i am not and so was unsuccessful
Three different meats all with different done temperatures all rolled up is a recipe for either a terrible dinner or food poisoning.
I certainly hope not
I will have a sandwich.
I ate one once…it was wierd. a duck in a chicken in a Turkey. How those coon-asses came up with that is a mystery.





