“Hey ladies check this out” a man says as he flexes his biceps.
Three vibrantly styled women stare at the display with eyes half-open. One has a blue blouse, teal earrings, and baggy jeans. Another an orange, sideless tank top with grey polka dots. And the last, a black two-piece bikini with a tribal tree tattoo between her breasts and a duck on her belly button. All of them sport foot-long painted nails and large hoop earrings. The one in the tank top announces “the council of baddies has made its decision.” The air goes still.
“Death”
The man flakes and splatters away as he’s split into 7 pieces by the cataclysmic force of 5 instantaneous cuts.
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I keep thinking I’ve read the punchline and then scroll down and realize there’s more comic.

