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minus-square14th_cylon@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up136·24 hours agoreminds me of the classic 90s joke “who is this General Failure and why is he reading my drive?”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoPrawo Jazdi is my favorite baseball squadron
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·23 hours agoI’m not even in the army, much less a squad leader. Who exactly is this Private Parts of mine that you want to see?
minus-squarewyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·23 hours agoI assume you heard about that from Gen. Consensus. Don’t mind him, that ol’ fossil’s always acting like he speaks for everyone.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·22 hours agoColonel Oftruth is often at odds with him though
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·22 hours agoThe last time they got into it, Cpl Punishment had to get involved.
minus-squareThassodar@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·20 hours agoHe was out sick, Major Pain took over for him.
minus-squarewyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·19 hours agoThankfully, Cpl. Punishment’s still in solitary. 😶
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoYeah he was out drinking all night with Moderation.
minus-squareaksdb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoDon’t get me started on that motherfucker Peer who always reset my connections.
reminds me of the classic 90s joke “who is this General Failure and why is he reading my drive?”
Nothing beats this gem
Prawo Jazdi is my favorite baseball squadron
I’m not even in the army, much less a squad leader. Who exactly is this Private Parts of mine that you want to see?
I assume you heard about that from Gen. Consensus. Don’t mind him, that ol’ fossil’s always acting like he speaks for everyone.
Colonel Oftruth is often at odds with him though
The last time they got into it, Cpl Punishment had to get involved.
He was out sick, Major Pain took over for him.
Thankfully, Cpl. Punishment’s still in solitary. 😶
Yeah he was out drinking all night with Moderation.
Don’t get me started on that motherfucker Peer who always reset my connections.