Star Trek Voyager makes a “carpet match the drapes” joke. Neelix says it. It’s subtle af but still made my jaw drop because it’s super racy for ST.
The fact they also match her hair is what does it
I don’t get it
the carpet matches the drapes
- (colloquial, vulgar, humorous) A woman’s pubic hair is of the same color as the hair on her head, i.e. her hair is not dyed.
A common, incredibly lame thing people wonder about (in particular with redheads) is if the curtains match the drapes.
In other words, if the color of the hair on their head matches the color of their pubic hair. How that’s a comic in 2026 is beyond me.
How that’s a comic in 2026 is beyond me.
I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen this comic before. It may not be from 2026.
hits TinEye
First hit there was seen March 11, 2013.
if the curtains match the drapes.
The curtains are the drapes.
Maybe that’s why they’re so confused about it still being a comic in 2026.
Carpet*
Not sure how anyone could get that wrong like you’ve done.
They really pulled the curtains out from under us.
Does the carpet match the rug
I can assure you that this comic was drawn and pasted long before 2026.
It answers the question if the carpets match the drapes.






