I know that game and I regret to inform you that your TV is broken, it has stretched the video image out sideways.

if the curtains match the drapes.

The curtains are the drapes.

Because that’s AI slop in a nutshell.

A scratchy photoshop of this idea done in MS Paint would have been funnier.

If you’re so worried about the half-and-half putting you in the hospital, just check its sell-by date before you buy it. No big deal.

This is officially my favorite one of these.

Also a free bus.

You have to find out beforehand if the flag in the local courthouse has gold frills on the edges.

Thanks.

The messages are long since gone, and I just wish I could find whose balls these were again and let them know their balls are still appreciated.

Fesshole is great.

For those unfamiliar: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole

Correct!

They definitely leaned into that lumpy unsettling zoomy vibe with the Arzette animations in its cutscenes. It’s glorious.

Was the name Calvin Klein?

It is 1985. I am on Mars. I am fifty-six years old.

Star 80.

Next comic con I’m cosplaying as Eric Roberts’ sex chair.

Don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight.

Da Bears.

Giving credit is cool.

Do you want Langoliers? This is how you get Langoliers.