You will find love in a small, hidden away black site in Liberia. Your eyes will meet across the water-boarding room and it will be love at first sight.

Then your love will betray you because they were actually an undercover Russian spy and you fell for it! They pumped you for secrets for years! You’ll then find your self on the run from hit squads in Bucharest but you’ll escape because of your training and dedication to regime change in the search for oil.

Finally, on your deathbed, surrounded by children and grandchildren, you’ll notice that the hospice nurse is your old flame, the Russian spy. She injects your IV with cyanide and you die painfully because you let your guard down AGAIN!

Maybe the real llms are the friends we tortured on the way!

Or sue them in small claims court- no way they show up and you’ll automatically win

Ooooh yea, I’m slow - wasn’t even thinking about the picture in the meme

I think it’s she’s in reverse cowboy position and looking down and his balls are sticking out, which makes it look like she has balls. (No penis just balls)

Thank you for doing your part!

Hey! I thought it would lead to some oil! You seen gas prices lately?

I serve no matter who wins! I’m all about the geo-political destabilization!

Or just block this one and go start your own shitpost community. Honestly if you don’t like it here, that’s on you

Then this might not be the sub for you!

I can concur

Finding cancer in your cancer worm?

Nah that just gets you a cabinet position

Finding a worm in your cancer?

I grew up pretty poor. Halloween was the best holiday. I like to go a bit extra now that I can- thanks for the appreciation :D

Oh yea the candy ain’t surviving ;). It uhhh, disappeared

Also fuck your Nazi shit

Man, I printed little kaiju figurines, bought blind bags, filled them with candy and toys. And it freaking rained, got like 8 kids

Found zendayas(sp?) account