Oh shit, good catch. A pint is 16oz (a pint is a fluid pound) so this is either a very large 18oz can or someone is taking liberty with the words.

Thank god for the update. We were stuck on an unstable build for years.

The old ways are being forgotten. The oral history of the gray beards.

Could also be a late stage Rebel Wilson and Jared Keto

Lucille?!

Masters of Orion 2

XCOM series and similar turn based tactical games like Xenonauts 2 and Phoenix Point (most recently Star Wars Zero Company)

Age of Wonders 3

City of Gangsters

Fights in Tight Spaces

Phantom Brigade

Jagged Alliance 1 through 3 (but not Back in Action)

Shadowrun Returns and Dragonfall

The feral cat rescue that foster failed on me has started sitting in my lap. She doesn’t like anyone except me and will run unless I am alone but we’re making so much progress. When she’s in my lap she gets comfy enough to let her guard down and ignore other people around me. Now that I can make her safe and happy we have a good place to reset after trying new things. Time for her to start making some friends.

Sam Altman wants to know your location

Just like everything else. Nothing stays unshitty forever.

The ramen was an idea from an Instagram vid I saw a few years ago. The books are new this year - had a book based trunk or treat event get cancelled and I have w bankers boxes worth of middle school and elementary level books. Seems like the right kind of time to give them away.

The joy of being in a foreign land and hearing a piece of home needs a word. It’s so specific like an anti-homensickness that it deserves to be named.

The number of languages this guy switches between means he must bring this joy to so many people. Thank you for sharing! This was wonderful.

I give away candy and love it. I live between 2 schools and have had around 200 kids each of the last few years. I have 12 pounds of candy, 120 packs of instant ramen, and a box of paperback books to give away. Ramen was surprisingly well received last year. Each year I manage to give away all the candy and have to close up early. I hope tonight goes well.

Pretty sure that a mimic that looks like blankets is a whole bed. The death bed.

I was taught to push a spoon tip against the crease to open it. I hate opening these because it always pops like a doughy balloon.

Sorry, all I’ve got are a handful of green pennies and a basket of used tissues. Not sure how they are used but they aren’t soft.

That eye contact is the best part of the punchline

Staten island is already conquered and nothing prospers there

Gadsen flag means they want to have no taxes but don’t mind fees. Simple minded folk.

Government is made by the people FOR the people. Government is there to be helpful and was before our parents warped it into a nightmare factory that eats rights and spits out incarcerated parolees.

Feels like slop and there’s no associated news story

Can’t even keep open a strait