Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

OK, but what’s a certicate?

Ok, but what’s a certicate?

What is “certicate based authentication” ?

USB-C ain’t so bad if you got a wide urethra, a little better even (imo), although it does give a different sensation, so thats probably impacting its broader appeal.

Whose POV? It ain’t hers, obviously, and it couldn’t be the man’s based on what the text is saying.

Genie be fuckin with time n shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttftmKtF6DE&t=38

NeverNotNutting

Does it come in green?

ㅤ

I’d really prefer if my sexbot ejaculated green.

Smoago

Ouchers 😬

Cycle of trauma:

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Hehe “titular”

I’d like to make a toast to this toast for being the toastiest toast I ever did see! Cheers! 🍻

Insterstella 5555 55: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem in the A55

One chudd gave out a single rtx 5090 like wtf I’m gonna do with this I need at least two to use DLSS5 SMH 🤦‍♀️