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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago

makes me feel alright

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makes me feel alright

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago
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    someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”

    My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”

    But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said

    “Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”

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    Gotta get on Tony Two Joints’s level

  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    Wouldn’t work for me, weed makes me hungry

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    I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.

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    Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

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    SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM

    • cruseo@piefed.world
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      Here’s to you, Bradley

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints

      And then i smoke two more

      • nop@lemmy.world
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        I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points

        • byte21516@leminal.space
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          I smoke two Joints

  • frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io
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    Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard

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      I have never been that high in my entire life.

    • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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      If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.

  • Bakkoda@lemmy.world
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    I cannot just go to bed. I’m wired as fuck now.

    • PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world
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      You should smoke two joints.

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    It sounds fun but two joints back to back is gonna make me super paranoid lol

    • restingOface@quokk.auOP
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      90s joints hit different

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        For real. Can we have 90s weed again? I want to puff on a joint all evening and get a good buzz, not be spun out of my gourd.

        • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Idk bout your area but if you shop around your local dispo’s (assuming a legal state) you can still find older strains for sale that lab test under 15%THC. They’re way nicer to smoke over longer periods than the industrial 25-30%THC stuff most places push now.

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            My local dispo has joints with 9% THC and 11% CBD, and I swear, it’s just like the 90s shit

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              I’m gonna have to look for this!

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            The best part is the low THC content weed is usually cheaper than the “one puff will blow your brains out your butthole” variety.

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          Try cutting it with lavender or camomile. Less weed per toke, good tasting filler that relaxes you.

          • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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            Very interesting. I love chamomile tea, does smoking it have similar effects?

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              I find it does. Though, it is with weed so yaknow.

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            This is pro advice, agreed

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            Raspberry leaf or mugwort makes for a good filler too. Won’t do anything extra but they smoke nice

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          Meanwhile here I’m getting angry reading complaints from potheads who don’t have to spin the roulette as to whether they’re gonna be couch-bound or bouncing around on any given day.

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          That’s what I grew up smoking in highschool lol some of the shit they make today leaves me curled up shivering under a blanket… Lately I’ve been making a drink with that new Cheech and Chong “Judges Stash” and Crystal Light. I sip on it for a while and it just mellows me out after work

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    Better than 30 to 50 feral hogs.

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    At a certain point it’s diminishing returns

    How much higher are you really going to get after smoking a whole joint

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      I don’t know but I’m willing to do the research

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        I, too, volunteer for this study. For science!

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      Double

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    I’ve done quite a bit of extended fasting. 12 days was the longest I’ve ever fasted.

    Smoked weed daily to handle hunger pains, worked great

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      Did you have a hard time waking your digestive tract from its hibernation afterwards?

      I did a 5 day fast once and it took me a week more before I could poop again. These days if I fast longer than a day, I eat one large raw carrot each morning, it’s caloric value when raw is basically nothing because the body has to spend so much energy breaking it down, but the fibre in it keeps my digestive tract ticking over just enough so it doesn’t hibernate.

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        First 3 days or so was broth and watermelon as I would be shitting liquid no matter what. Then i had sashimi for dinners, followed by buttered toast and eggs until I could eat and shit normally.

  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    That would absolutely fuck my night up

  • TWeaK@lemmy.today
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    I’m already halfway there!

    But unfortunately it led to me ordering Five Guys delivered…

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