

Damn it’s hard for me to believe this is complete shit. It’s really convincing


Damn it’s hard for me to believe this is complete shit. It’s really convincing


That reads like a movie by the bastard son of Jim Jarmusch and Woody Allen


lmao
sorry for your loss


I literally just woke up from one. I was right outside our house and the neighbour’s family were in the process of building a foot bridge to the field behind the house. They had dug up part of the steep hill just next to the house, leveled a small area and placed big rocks in a circle (makeshift seats) with the idea to have tale nights there, possibly with a fire in the middle. While hanging around the works, a friend of the family learns of my intention to grow weed and offers their field, up the hill, adding that his dad should completely okay with it.
A second later I see a couple I’ve never met before, europeans, young -strap themselves on a harness tied to a zipline that’s connected to somewhere in the ocean. I zipline with them to figure out where they’re going : it’s a friend of theirs standing on a small, barely emerged rock in the middle of the bay, holding the other end of the zipline. We land on the rock. A girl in a kayak passes nearby, taunts me. I lose balance, fall in the water. My life jacket keeps me face down in the waves. I drown.
Reminds me of “carving words into stone” but that message was supposed to last 15 million years so… aluminium sounds good for 80. Can you fit 2kb in a QR code ? do they even have an upper limit ?


I remember my wife and I’s first kiss very well. She was spooked


never heard of it
This is Salvador Dali level stuff