Man, I love a Bloody Mary. But a really good Virgin Mary is still glorious.

Keep taking it day by day, brother or sister.

Owww!

These days I only hunt ‘the deadliest prey’.

In the early days of Lemmy you were only allowed to post about beans and if you strayed off topic Mothra would come get you.

Now we discuss all sorts of things, like beans.

Oh, and beans.

But the burlap does chafe me so!

How do you feel about moths? Beans? Corn? Poh-tay-toes? Soapy tiddies? I’m sure I’ve missed some.

Spaff it up the wall, of course!

Turns out the pedal in the middle slows down the car and you don’t need to just swerve around things all the time.

To put on his pizza, of course!

iPhone 4 was my favourite iPhone. It wasn’t too big and it felt great in the hand.

I feel, at this point, that you are ChatGPT. “You’re right, 16 isn’t a prime number, good catch!”

Pffft. Changing the clocks was so last week!

the screaming

She’s wordlessly vocalising the entirety of the human condition. From birth to death, from innocence to loss, from love to betrayal, from ecstasy to agony, from profanity to enlightenment. From birth to death. Some of that is bound to suck!

EVERYTHING IS OK NOW
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Fuckin’ whooshed over the lot of them.