Next thing you tell me is that you’re also no .44 caliber.

I’m sorry if it makes you uncomfortable but I couldn’t get it out of my head. I delete it if you want.

He appears like someone who knew exactly what he was getting into and had a battleplan before he even spoke the first word.

It’s not gay when it’s in a 3-way

You’ve been hit by…

You’ve been struck by…

A smooth metric system

They don’t even reach all of Europe

I have always found when looking and always from another uploader

Yeah, with big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked

Full of naked cowboys of course

You mean 18?

Kinderschänder in German

There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing chips fly and that solid block of steel turn into something underneath my tools. You would have to pay me an excessive wage to have me sit in front of a screen instead standing on a lathe or mill.

That was also on my list when I was looking for a new phone but I got the FP6 instead.