Dinner, when lunch, is not tea, but may well include tea.

“You’re going out dressed in that?!?”

or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).

For a single reaper, sure. For the entire container of them that’s probably at least the rest of your day ruined.

One of them chopped finely in a stir fry is fine, but only if you’re looking to eat something actually hot. For a crock pot full of a chilli meat/bean sauce, one reaper and a couple of bhut jolokia is about right for a nice medium heat.

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