Gary’s head tits were still perky.

Same raccoon friends, same.

I could really do without the random math quizzes everyday at 6am.

“Hey dad, when I’m your age how old will you be? Ok how old will my sister be? Will papa be alive and how old will he be?”

My responses: “I’ll probably be dead. She’ll be 4 years older than you. Papa might not make it another year because he eats like garbage has diabetes and heart issues.”

“Will I get diabetes?”

“Dude I just want to finish making this coffee.”

“What’s the biggest number?”

“Jesus Christ”

But what if CHINA beats us to it? Do you want the planet to turn RED from communism!

Antifia is going to be pulling white conservatives out of their homes and forcing them into concentration camps. They are going to be forced to run machines that swap all the little boys penises with the little girls vaginas and add pigment to their skin if they are caucasian.

This will all be performed well their eyes are taped open and they are forced to watch liberal episodes of Seasame Street and read pages from “To Kill a Mockingbird”

Princess about to get her peach ate.

Get ready for meme trends that confuse the hell out of you almost every week.

Push the little daisies

So they do make slutty ghost costumes.

Good to the last drop

I like these trends, it’s like doing the wave in a stadium but with memes.

We’d almost hit our deductible.

It’s also a very expensive habit. That model can cost $500 for just one vape.