I was walking down the street the other day and a mother with a little boy holding her hand came in the opposite direction. The little boy pointed at me and said to his mother “look mommy, it’s an old man!” I’m fucking 59, I’m not Christopher Walken.
And then I kicked that little cunt!
I would have kicked him if not for the arthritis.
well, he did seal himself inside a bunker back in 1962. things are bound to change some.
Can I skip to staring at the bird feeder? That sounds nice.
This is called a life well lived.
Yes, except I’ll never be as cool as Christopher Walken.
can confirm
I think
the crypt keeperChristopher Walken gets a passI didn’t even click and I know what it is
The voice
What?..
gestures all over the fucking place
You gonna just fly over this bird-feeder, for which I have procured premium seeds in a gently, hand mixes quantity?
Man starts gyrating at the hips.
Laurence Fishbourne and colleagues shout and celebrate rather enthusiastically.
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I have a bird feeder. It’s a very successful squirrel feeder.
Ever try spicy birdseed? Worked for me: squirrels won’t touch it, birds don’t notice.
Evolutionary warfare
My birdfeeder just goes on lock down when a squirrel’s weight is on it.
fancy!
we’ve just been filling ours with the black sunflower seeds instead of the mixed stuff. Instead of raking out everything to get to the sunflower seeds, they just hang out and eat. Plus, me and the dogs have a lot of fun running them off. It’s turned in to quite a game. Some of the smarter squirrels notice me spotting them through the windows and haul ass before I can make it to the door. Sometimes they’ll have a lookout posted while them buggers are hitting all three feeders at once. Unfortunately, we haven’t been seeing nearly as many here lately tho. We just went through hurricane Isaias and I’m afraid it hurt our squirrel population. We’ve got trees down everywhere :(
Thank you for the tip. I had no idea this existed.
If you walk. Without. Rhythm. You won’t. Attract. The bird.
which is very healthy apparently: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20261019-birdwatching-rewires-the-brain-and-slows-cognitive-decline
