SeductiveTortoise

Kirk was OK with people being shot. “Small price to pay for freedom”. Bet he changed his mind right after he was the one. I do not celebrate his shooting, but I prefer him being shot over innocent people. And I know you understand that but decide to be a cunt. Don’t be like Kirk.

I don’t need those little swimmers, but I should get a kilt. Dangly bits be happier.

“Oh, so you’re looking for trouble, right?”

“Yes, exactly.”

“That’s wonderful. Come right in.”

Good kids could pee at the back as a treat.

I was at a friend’s house and we decided to play alien vs predator. And I was gaming on his brother’s old machine. The game ran so badly that all I did was run in circles to attract the enemy while he shot them. I think I got a solid one or two frames per second out of that thing.

Still it was absolutely hilarious, and we laughed half the day.

I can’t wank like that in the open. I mean I could, but people would be finding out way too soon and try to stop me.

Hi baby 💖

What ya doing later?

I was in the sameish boat, meaning I’m still an imposter, but I took one promotion too much. And it burnt me like crazy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

0/10 do not recommend, cried for weeks while hiding under my blanket. The main issue was that I tried to do a good job, but I was just not able to perform in this position.

The happy ending, or at least a happy midterm goal, was that I switched lanes and now perform better in a different job. But taking every promotion that is offered to you can be an error.

Sir, have a good journey, sir. Please come again. Thank you, sir.

Step one: open the box

Hulk green, touch Hulk.

Thank

But it would be very convenient to have such an easy and cheap test. Getting diagnosed is a hassle and not cheap over here.

I’m not entirely sold on this idea. I think they are corrupted to begin with and seek power and money for that reason. The people who seek power are the ones that should never hold it.

Depending on where you get your coffee, those beans might have been shat out before you even thought about them.

Ten years from now, people will point at a can of beans, say God, and start laughing. Archeologist will be so confused.

A friend’s name is Uwe. Must be a cousin of him.