I can wiggle my ears one at a time and can click the little tendon over my knuckles to produce a tiny snap and if it’s close to your cheek it feels like a micro flick and kinda hurts (doesn’t hurt my knuckle but feels like a little zing if I do it on someone’s face)

Really trying to expand the scope of the argument with “what about” false equivalency.

It does hurt and I need you to touch it to make it warm again.