I don’t know how else to describe it other than that it’s just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But didn’t that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.
It does not hurt haha
It does hurt and I need you to touch it to make it warm again.
Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?
Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.
It’s rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.
It feels like your nipples getting soft
Oh, ok, well that sounds fine… But they get hard when they’re cold. Thinking about it, it’s kinda odd you don’t get hard when you’re cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)
Wait a minute. You’re right. Why DOESN’T it get hard when cold like my nipples!? What the hell!?
Because your nipples get hard due to the erectile muscles (same as goosebumps, a holdover from when we were hairier), and your scrotum is constantly adjusting to keep the ideal temp for sperm production/genital function.
Being locally cold doesn’t make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It’s a response to your core body temp primarily.
TIL, fascinating.
If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao
Why? I just meant from the cold when it was already soft. Not shrinking back down from being hard.
Edit: Ah, maybe I get it, I dunno… Hopefully that wasn’t offensive.
I meant the shrinkage from hrt lol but from personal experience the feeling of hrt shrinkage has been about what it felt like on cold days, minus y’know the cold feeling.
That said, I think every testicular possessor knows that feeling when you pull out a pair of undies on a winter morning and the cold fabric pushes against them and you flinch in response. It’s not quite pain, but all your torso muscles contracting in reflex might be painful.
Cold shrinkage, in my opinion, isn’t painful.
Don’t worry about being offensive, I genuinely can’t think of how you could have been offensive with that comment.
Shrinkage doesn’t hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.
Why would you do that‽ 😬😂
67% of men (compared to 25% of women) choose to shock themselves rather than do nothing (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1250830)
Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it’s boredom.
I’m intrigued by making profit from tugging on my ballskin
Subscribe to watch me stretch my ballsack skin live on camera
Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.
Reading all the responses on this comment, I definitely love how this comm wouldn’t be this comm if everyone didn’t talked about balls, cocks, tits, asses and pussies.
I love this comm! *Wiggles everbody’s balls*
Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.
Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.
Name checks out as usual
😂😂🤣
As a lesbian I find this oddly …satisfying to look at.
As a man of culture… I concur.
As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.
As a human with no eyeballs, that caption made me cum an anchor
As a human being with a penis, through which narry an anchor could pass, I am upset.
Nice 😏
Women do it too it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.
Gwyneth…??
Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock
girlcock
Band name
It’s a pretty common nickname for what it is
True but also it would be a great name for a punk band specifically
All trans girl punk band IMO
I also think it could work as an all cis boy act if they were aggressively and overtly feminist and lgbtq+ supportive with their lyrics and/or behavior
Stolen valour IMO
Emotional support weenis. 😌
Loose elbow skin?
I think that behavior is just the crowd following itself. You know you are ‘of the crowd’ because you do it too.
Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(
Aww ☹️
Somebody will move it for you some day!
If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh… 🤨 stop.
Built in stress toy
Duh it’s a hand warmer. Men are just to stubborn to admit when they are cold.
It’s a fair cop.
Lol it’s extra funny how he both did that joke but also was very careful to make it clear he wasn’t really putting his hand anywhere near his cock.
*Audience goes absolutely fucking batshit crazy screaming and hollering
In retrospect I think Al was just always constipated, the only time in my life that I would’ve turned down sex with Katy Segal is when I hadn’t shit for 10 days(lots of opiates after surgery). I’d have paid for a toilet to go to college by the end of it if it meant I could shit
Side note, I loved that they referenced the show again in Futurama, where Katy Segal got to do the voice.
Can I pls get the meme template without text if someone has it?
Doesn’t appear to exist without the text. She goes by Zoe101anddone.
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
I can’t speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you’re not already aroused. I’ve seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.
I’ll pipe in for those of us without foreskin, still effective at relieving stress and creating comfort
Wow genital mutilation sounds horrible. I can’t believe some countries still allow vasectomy.
Huh?
It’s not mutilation if it’s done to a consenting adult. This applies to both vasectomies and circumcision. Sometimes there are medical reasons for either procedure.
Ohhh ok so then removing a 16-year-old’s wisdom teeth is dental mutilation, right?
If it’s not medically necessary, yes. Not all wisdom teeth need to be removed, but some do. It’s kind of like foreskin in that way.
I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina…basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.
So yeah, I am checking to make sure it’s still there.
And also farts feel fucking weird.
Ahhhh… im presuming you’re aware that’s generally classified a medical emergency
Yeah.
My Ortho doesn’t seem to think so or maybe I’d get a fucking phone call back instead of me having to call his office twice a goddamn day and play phone tag with his receptionist.
I called on Wednesday. He ordered an MRI
yesterdaythat day and now it’s caught in hospital red tape.Had I gone into the ER I’d have some answers and a huge bill by now.
I’m half guessing I’ll get a call on Monday saying I should’ve gone to the ER on Wednesday, but that’s why I fucking called in the first place.
Edit: I called my ortho’s office/on-call and got through to him…he agrees that it’s worrisome but likely not an emergency unless also met with incontinence. He is rushing my MRI order and getting me started on a steroid.
All the best , I hope you have a good outcome
Omg, that sounds terrible! I hope it doesn’t keep progressing and they get it figured out soon. I’m glad it’s still there. 😅
