Hey, she had a couple real moments

I forget what they were, but I’m sure she had them

Sure, but don’t you actually have other ways to get around?

Yeah, where we go to meet killjoy sex-positive misanthropes?

Congratulations, you just figured out market manipulation! Some of that isn’t strictly legal, but since when does that affect people’s actions?

Sure, but there’s nothing material actually backing the stocks.

How is it a zero sum game if prices can just go up or down almost arbitrarily?

Same place it came from.

Indeed, I’ve somehow made quite a few enemies.

Well, they actually made themselves. Some people just like to get bent out of shape.

Whore-r