That’s why you should self-host your romantic evenings.

I feel like Ive read this comic a dozen times in a dozen formats

I can only assume the little flecks of things are beans.

I would take Mariah every day of the week over yet another sickeningly cloying teeny-bopper rendition of santa baby.

That violence is the only way to affect positive change.

Per the linked wikipedia page, the Something Awful forums dug it up years ago.

Theyre probably thinking the same thing.

Yeah, but then hed get an MBA

I think that’s neat

Thats a goal we can certainly work towards, but no reason to shoot ourselves in the foot in the mean time.

Its at least the humorous variant rather than the original.

The opinion is also technically correct as ‘the government’ is a non-sapient entity that has no will of its own.

Thats why we should do our best to elect people who care about us to run it.

I just assumed it was a way to get people to buy the bigger bag by allowing them to justify it as something shareable, even if they never will.

Portal square root of nine