That is adorable! I don’t have the authority to certify it’s gayness, so I’ll take your word for it. Thank you!

I have a feeling this one’s gonna try

I’m gonna need at least one example of a gay kitchen accent, for science.

Ha! that’s even worse than “The last time Abbot got crushed this hard a tree fell on him”.

Why waste good cement? Fill it with billionaires and then top it off with lava.

On the order of 1.5 Trillion. Never Going To Happen ™

I have never had a lasagna with pepperoni on it, that’s weird. Was it good?

ahem companycoin.

That eagle missed a chance to make an epic gif.

“Law of equivalent exchange proven by science, Ted Cruz transmuted into enough pure energy to run planet for a century.”

I kinda want one to frame it, that’s over the top bad.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but what you said reads like you don’t know how any of the things you’re talking about work.

I’ve had friends kick cigarettes and heroin and all of them still drink Monster, for example.

Someone should figure out how to paint cats so that birds can avoid them.

Lore reason? They were basically angels and beholden to a higher power.

IRL Reason? Tolkien loved the idea of a “good catastrophe” ending. He named the trope if not invented it: https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Eucatastrophe

but he realized this was a cheap shot and even called the eagles “a dangerous machine” he had to use sparingly.

We might need to solve this the way Janeway did

“Which one of these looks the least AI generated”

Nice try

How do I know that wasn’t Hitler’s dog whistle?

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