A link to goatse.

Wow, that does sound rather manly.

You tagged me wrong.

Do you jerk it? Trying to figure out yiur methodology asap. Want to share the news with my wife.

Because they are such goddamn teases. They want it but they will make you work for it.

So damned tiring.

I call men bitches daily.

You have far too much faith in taste.

It will literally finger-blast your anus without yiu asking.

Yea… I think we can swing a sex swing.

If you are afraid that it won’t wank you off I had the same worry. I contacted the manufacturer and wanking is def on the table.

My tongue can taste the fabric of the universe.

I’m afraid of what would happen if I try to determine the number of licks it takes to get to the center.

Pls stop me.

Do it responsibly and eat what you hunt?

Go to town.

Bullshit. This bullshit ass edible isn’t doing shit and it’s been like 15 minutes.

Why meth addicts, though?

I watched a kid try this in high school. Just took a full fucking mouthful of powder. Coughed and wheezed as he tried to gag it down and then hacked a bunch and it hurt like fuck.

Then he didn’t get high, per se, more like writhed in stomach pain all night.

Would recommend watching another dude try it 10/10.

You are correct.

Dude, you’re not the only one who doesn’t like Billy Corrigan by far.

Enjoying old pumpkin stuff is different.

The voice

What?..

gestures all over the fucking place

You gonna just fly over this bird-feeder, for which I have procured premium seeds in a gently, hand mixes quantity?

Man starts gyrating at the hips.

Laurence Fishbourne and colleagues shout and celebrate rather enthusiastically.

Lol. I’m not a fan, but they are one of the few non punk anarcho communist bands I know of.

Nice. My trademark is ass to mouth.