Thank you for your contribution to humanity’s future :)

Well, I mean as long as we can all agree on a time…

Okay, so can you, a man of science, make recommendations as to the design of a safe flatus-pulse drive?

No way that website still exists…

A rare SFW Oglaf!

I am slightly disappointed this wasn’t a spin-off series along the lines of “Muppet Babies”

Not to be confused with DivX, the video codec

I absolutely love this. Nice to see a bit of proper avante-garde experimental film :)

A sentient knee.

I think some of the things said were a little… inappropriate for a “wholesome” thread, unfortunately.

I accidentally acquired an admirer fairly recently, and though we decided not to do anything about it (as we’re both in serious long-term relationships), some of the things that were said to me are basically the nicest things anyone has said to me for years (if not ever) and it still makes me smile to remember them.

I’m still struggling. Any hints?

I’m guessing there’s some wordplay in there I’m not seeing, perhaps a product that doesn’t exist in my country, or a thing that works in a specific accent? (Like if somewhere T and D were pronounced the same, it might be “plato” and “play dough” or something like that).

“Yeah, it does do that, doesn’t it?”

*click*

"Yeah, I know, it used to better, didn’t it?

*click*

“Yeah, I don’t know why they changed it”

*shuffle*

“No, no, it’s not just you, I’ve heard loads of people saying the same”

*click*