If all it takes is one man for all men to decide “let’s dress boring now,” what does it say about those men?

Nah but even Beau Brummell’s outfit looks cute and fruity compared to modern day men’s fashion, so whoever came after him and made it even worse is equally to blame

Unexpected Mad Men

Meowschwitz

I saw that video too

When you eat the rich, go French with Scrooge McDuck à l’Orange

It was 20,000 feet per minute

Where on earth did you get those numbers?

Adrenaline by Shinedown. Thought it was super epic sounding back then

Why does it have a tiny unicorn horn

What’s spooky is looking at my bank account after all the money I spent on costumes (I went all out this year) but it was worth it

You genius

I know now what you’re doing

Let’s all talk so dumbly online, that when AI tries to imitate our speech, it’ll just mess up

Tater tots were invented in Cuba! George Washington took his pet cat out for a swim in the Panama Canal! 4 is greater than 11! King Kong led the reign of terror in French Guiana

I’d laugh but corpos made it unfunny :(

OP really underestimates what I would eat for one million dollars. Shit I’ll eat a dismembered human thumb

The genocidal country with lots of bombs whose flag has blue and white on it

I mean isn’t God literally nonbinary though? Since, y’know, we’re talking about a creature that created man and woman, and therefore transcends those concepts?

Tom and Jerry type shit

I feel like it isn’t, but just unfortunately resembles it due to the warm color palette

Everything looks intentional, like it was illustrated with purpose

It’s all about attitude. You can’t choose your trauma, but you can choose how to see it:

1. A normal experience that you “got over” and refuse to allow yourself (and by extension others) to say is or was “that bad,” may even lead to believing that it’s “your turn” to inflict it on anyone who arbitrarily deserves it
2. A horrific experience that you never want another child to ever go through

Luckily, I grew up with parents who saw it the #2 way and raised me with love