Orthodox Jews have all the fun!

I always wanted to try one of these murder-machines

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternoster_lift

I plead ignorance

In hindsight you may be right.

But to be fair, I never said they weren’t inside.

Krab MAGA

Exactly, if you can do a pull-up you can’t fly

Parhaps

The buttons go on the inside

Imagine getting ICEd in the middle of all that

Cosmic justice?

Hardcore

Suck it out of me, patriot

Depends on the accent of course.

Oh, you can even see it from behind. It helps that God has skinny legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk