Looks like Cookie Monster.

But it also has to have tight controls. Failure has to be the player’s fault. That’s the defining characteristic.

Almost every day for the last ten years, I’ve woken up sad about living in Texas. It’s a feeling that’s pervasive and oppressive, when your home is just wrong.

The best I’d ever hoped for is that one day Texas might get one thing right in the middle of all its bad decisions, but that’s not what happened. Texas is fucking blue. So I’m having a great week.

If they believe that then they should vote for Republicans.

If they don’t vote for Republicans, then their non-voting stance was actually either cowardice or laziness.

Stop editing other people’s comics.

And don’t forget to try the Big Arch, the new burger from McDonald’s.