Speak for yourself. Some of us like hot, phthalate-laden brown water.

They are now.

Someone would inevitably drive their car on it. Extra 8mph to their ride to save gas.

I didn’t think this was how discs were normally partitioned. Does this work better with FAT32 or NTFS?

Case fans.

Wooosh. I see now. Good one.

Asking for money you are owed is not a dick move.

Unless you’re doing it ironically. While on horseback. Covering it by a white hood. Then it’s just American tradition.

Like never again that week? Or… What’s a normal amount of time for that?