You sound legit unhinged.

That’s quite a strawman you’ve built there

That sounds more like the other person(s) we’re doing it wrong.

You should know that you are awesome

Well, they do. I only lived here briefly. And at this point I’m in the US less than half of the year anyway.

Maybe he’s been in line for weeks.

Here in New York we call this on line

The new thing for the last panel is apparently just lazily putting a bowl out

This fucking site

Those are pretty good cat names.