Aren’t crops (which of course are plants) actually growing faster due to increased co2. Due to this they’re also not able to develop as much nutrients and vitamins etc

Users report that Half Life 3 was released last night. Valve spokesperson says: yeah we wanted to see how quickly people would notice

Trump sentenced to 400 years solitary confiment after being found guilty.

Drug found that can extend life to 500 years.

A quick death is too good for some

This feels like a Terry Pratchett type quote