Chris McCoy / Safely Endangered
what does three holes mean?
check this person out they don’t know how to use the three holes!
that’s what she said
Think it was Rob Schneider, actually
Well I know what two of them are for
first hole is the power hole. turns on the bidet. second hole adjusts temperature. third hole cycles through pressure and spray settings (like one of these)

It’s a clue about the origins of Skynet.
Is that like the Braille version?
Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.
Our balls in Canada are smaller, and the game is harder. We play 5 pin up north here.

No I’m isn’t
Me without my glasses on
I don’t know if everybody has experienced this, but have you ever been playing pool, and while you’re grabbing one ball, your finger gets hit by another ball? The pain is shocking, and from my perspective, at least, pretty unique.
Anyway, I would bet good money that somebody out there has grabbed the 8-ball intending to do a magic 8 ball schtick, and gotten their finger immediately smashed like that.
Nah, you’re the only one with this experience
That’s weird. I was sure it happened to my brother, as well.



