When I was a kid, DuckTales was the show that made me notice the hollowness that pervades all Disney productions. Never understood why it was popular.

Pitt the Elder.

Let us say I suggest you may be human. Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away.

No great loss. Since the '80s, Star Trek was the McDonalds hamburger of science fiction. You don’t choose it because it’s good, you choose it because it’s readily available.

Yes.

Or RAM.

Adults’ trick-or-treating happens the day after Halloween when the stores mark their prices down to clear out old stock. Wait your turn.

Indeed it is, little buddy.