Stay away from republicans.
That lil dude just raised the average user age (even if most its users claim 01 Jan 1970 as their “birthdate”)
Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone
watch out for scammers tomorrow
Keep that chipper attitude my friend you’re gonna fucken need it
Change server, this one needs a wipe
Stop Lyin’ first off, You might be movie newborn, but you don’t get that perfect around head and attentive stares for quite a while
r/lies foiled again
Also looks like the neck is lifting the head, which can be possible for a newborn, but not to the degree in the picture.
Eye contact, social, almost smirking expression. Deliberate smiles like that take about 6–8 weeks. Newborns tend to look squished and red, with puffy eyelids and unfocused eyes. The eyes look clear and coordinated rather than wandering, and the swaddle sleep sack is common through roughly the first 3–4 months, before rolling over, which usually ends swaddling.
Climb back in. It’s terrible out here.
Quick, before the portal closes!
Is this what the show Sliders was an allegory for?
Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.
He has a fine future in politics.
Go back in.
Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
seamen 🛥🌊
See? Men! 👨👨👀
Sorry, it’s too late. You needed to start training 9 months ago to become a successful pianist.
If they want to live in Stockholm when they reach their 30s they’ll have to get in a queue today.
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?
This baby looks like it’s trying to jog, and give someone the “hello” face as they pass.
They do, but it usually means they have trapped wind, and, if it isn’t resolved soon, that’s going to become everyone’s problem.
people did this without instructions for a long time and so can you.
