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Oh you’re gonna love the Scots and/or Aussies
Also how overtly homoerotic alot of the homophobia was. Those rappers must be deep in the closet.
Yeah its the soundtrack to when life didnt suck.
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Spoiler edit! Not your life. I know your life always sucked. I know you cant relate to having even a single pleasant memory. No need to turn it into a pity party. Move on.
22·1 day agoThe toilet card.
We had turnstiles to clock in and out of my old job. Couldn’t leave factory floor without clocking out. Before i started working the union negotiated a “toilet card” where you have to go ask the manager to use the toilet and use the special card.
I’d taken to just telling my team leader I’m going and just slipping out the fire escape because I didnt like wasting 5 or 10 minutes finding the manager because the place was fucking massive.
One time I got pulled up and officially told off by the head head guy, the guy right below the owners. 20 minutes getting a bollocking for not using the turnstile. Accused me of fraud and theft.
After that I deliberately needed to use the toilet every shift. Every single time I would go and find the manager, and I would take the dumbest routes possible, going out of my way to not find him, looking in all the wrong places based on where I’m sure he wasnt. It would take me about 20 minutes to find him, a nice round 10 minutes in the toilet, just vaping and checking texts, then another 20 minutes looking for the manager again to return the card.
What used to be about 5 minutes, 2 or. 3 times a week, turned into nearly an hour every single day. The important part is that I wasnt stealing
I went trick or treating for the first time ever last night with my 3 year old. I felt so awkward just walking round harvesting sweets from neighbours.
I’m glad my childhood raised me to be a pathological people pleaser utterly terrified of anyone’s disapproval. Nobody complaining about these sorts of people
I tried it once, in the early times. They hadn’t figured out the scaling at all. Lady was supposed to come sit in your face.
She didn’t get closer, she got bigger. Much bigger.
Would be phenomenal for the giantess crowd. Scared me off for life.
Edit : nobody press the arrows now leave it there
He was gonna. Just a quick look at Pinterest. Check DMs. Haha this is just like that film what was it called? Castaway? Wonder what Tom hanks is doing now is he even still alive?