Because they have to say Mississippi after each number

While high on 420, I made the questionable choice to spend $100 on pizza. I later realized it wasn’t that bad of a choice after all, because I had leftovers for days

Barney the Dinosaur

Wouldn’t work for me, weed makes me hungry

I can’t fall asleep on cue

I think a character also said Jesus Chrysler at one point. But there were no cars in the time of Jesus, and the cars seem to mirror the designs of cars in the real world. But the existence of Car Jesus implies a history before cars were invented in our world

Cars: a whole film/tv franchise where you shouldn’t think much about the world building

Precisely, you know you’re in for a good time and you don’t regret it, but at the same time it’s a little scary and you can’t back out now even if you wanted to

Even my grandmother knows how to use a smartphone and iPad and she’s in her 80s

People who “don’t follow politics” think politics is some niche interest like music or sports, they don’t understand that it impacts every aspect of their lives

I fucking hate when people brag about not having time to sleep. They’re looking down on others for basic self-care, making it seem like taking care of a basic human need means you aren’t hard-working enough. Even though sleep actually makes most people more functional and productive.

Sometimes I have a moment of slight regret after taking an edible. Once you’ve chewed and swallowed it, there’s that moment where you don’t feel high yet but it is now inevitable that you’re going to get high, it’s too late to change your mind

Members of Trump’s administration begin being prosecuted. The Supreme Clownshow didn’t give them all immunity

I was recently watching a Pixar short film from the early 90s called Tin Toy. It has audio from The Price Is Right in the background with Bob Barker as host. Who would’ve thought a short film from over 30 years ago would involve a tv show still running now

In Toy Story 5, there’s a potty training toy with internet access. I find that creepy

An elongated muskrat made off with it

Trump’s gonna see it and cry voter fraud

During Trump’s first term, I kept predicting that one day he would go missing, along with one of his helicopters, and turn up in Russia weeks later

That was my thought when Trump won the 2024 election

There have been times I’ve wanted to see those who wronged me suffer. But after giving it some thought, I realized what I really want is for them to understand how they hurt me and learn from it