Prolly gonna get at least one ER visit with this.
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If you’re so worried about the half-and-half putting you in the hospital, just check its sell-by date before you buy it. No big deal.

ER nurses going into the fetal position upon seeing this in the store.
Flared bases people
You won’t believe me. I shitted that.
It is a very common thing to have people shoves these up their ass during the holidays (and end up in the ER)
I’m not but your mom is fearless.
I suppose that’s technically correct since she’s ashes. 🤔
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