
Not via the traditional penis mightier method, at any rate.

Might be a job for Dreamship Surprise. Real professionals like those guys are sure to turn anyone anyway.
This makes far too many unsupported assumptions.
- That an effect capable of turning a woman straight must also be capable of turning a man gay.
- That the requirements for both tasks are the same, or at least similar enough to dismiss the idea that one might fall outside the realm of possibility.
- That if something is theoretically possible it must actually exist.
Proving the existence of King Midas does not prove that there are other monarchs out there capable of transmuting matter into silver, or lead, or helium. It might imply that such a thing is possible, but without more information we can’t say for sure.
I’ve also seen some of these shitheads referring to the imagined phenomenon as “resetting to factory settings,” which obviously in their minds implies heterosexuality. If anything, they’d be more likely to believe that there are also genitals that can make gay/bi women and bi men straight.
Bisexual Facepalm
I was in a band by that name. We mostly played Bing Crosby covers and original instrumental doom metal.
Do you think Tuvok and Neelix ever talk about the time they were inside each other? 🤔
This is potentially true but it might only be his dick. So there might have to be a transporter malfunction
I know just the man for the job!

so you know how transporters got them three slidey thingies? what happens if you only slide two?

I’ve had it with these woke transporters turning the homophobic megalomaniacs gay! 😤
Edit: and also with HeliBoard insisting on autocorrecting “homophobic” to “homophonic” 🤦🏻😄
Oh my.
Logical.








