I know a miata when I see one … Mx5 monkey
Here he comes!
Mach5 monkey!
He’s a simian on wheels!
He’s a simian and he’s gonna be chasing after someone!
I love beetlemoses
He was scanning the horizon!
that’s a baboon
And is it playing the bassoon?
Yeah we should really be calling him Mach 6 monkey
…and I’m not.
Asante sana squash banana, wewe nugu mimi hapana!
Asante sana squash banana, wewe nugu mimi hapana!
For anyone who doesn’t speak Swahili:
“Thanks a lot, squash banana, you’re a baboon and I’m not.”
It’s a mandrill which, while once believed to be a kind of baboon, is more recently thought to be related to other kinds of monkeys more than baboons.
Which is an old world monkey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_World_monkey
Old World monkey genera include baboons (genus Papio), red colobus (genus Piliocolobus), and macaques (genus Macaca).
Well I’ll be a son of a gun
Apes are also cladistically monkeys, so we are monkeys too.
You did, in fact, evolve from monkeys.
Well I’ll be a son of a gunnnn
A monkeys uncle
He’s driving with his foot 🤣
Big deal. I can do that too 😋
Even sober?
For more than ten seconds?
That’s a set up for a two book romance right there
Why does their relationship end? Racing isn’t the only thing Mr.Monkey does at Mach 5 speed.
Is this a Man of steel, woman of Kleenex scenario?
Lastly, he’d blow of the top of her head.
Ejaculation of semen is entirly involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El’s semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine-gun bullet(3).
Artifical insemination may give us better results.
(3)One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy’s puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?
What a wild ride.
