I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.
I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.
I’m a salesperson. Whenever I have time to kill before my next appointment, I like to knock on doors with “No Soliciting” signs. The sign means probably no other salesperson has talked to them in a while so their credit isn’t tied up with a loan on a Kirby or something.
Half the time, the people in there know they like to waste their money on stupid shit, that’s why the sign is there, and I end up selling them something.
Worst case, I get to waste their time and warm up a bit before the real sale.
You are the reason nobody likes you.
I have a No Soliciting sign on my door.
When salespeople knock, I open the door and say, “Are you here collecting money for adult illiteracy? Because it’s obvious you can’t fucking read.”
Oh look, another jagoff who doesn’t understand consent.
They did start their post by self-identifying as a jagoff, to be fair.
Nice bait
No, it means fuck off and don’t be an arsehole to people who’ve made their feelings clear.
I keep a water gun filled and primed next to my front door for this exact reason.
Just a water gun? Hah jk
They didn’t say what was IN the water gun.
Distilled cat pee? :D
https://youtu.be/RytKSKg6OgI
“This is my property, and if I wanna pee in my watergun, I will!”