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Me after buying Halloween candy on clearance tomorrow
This year the kids might get to keep more of it. The last couple assorted bags I’ve gotten taste awful. Just oil & sugar. Reese’s & Snickers in particular.
My kid knows exactly how many he has, which ones there are and in what place/position. If anyone touches any of his things, he knows and there will be hell to pay.
Blame ghosts
Adults’ trick-or-treating happens the day after Halloween when the stores mark their prices down to clear out old stock. Wait your turn.
You guys are shitty parents
USians always surprise me how irresponsible they can be without universal healthcare.
Rules, rules, rules. 🙄
